Advent Prompts 3426-3450 

15 December 2015 - 09:20

3426 What if The Sun and The Daily Mail had a baby?

3427 I have a shiny AK47

3428 When I was a barrister I loved cleaning up

3429 Mrs Brown, to be fair, your daughter IS lovely

3430 Flowers or Bayonets?

3431 Black, the pink, some white, aquamarine

3432 A squadron of pigs has been spotted flying over London

3433 CUCKOO

3434 The shaming of Rose Murphy

3435 There are rumours of my imminent death

3436 Lifebuoy, Old Spice, Pepsodent

3437 Twenty per cent of people are more than one in five

3438 I wanted to be in a skiffle group but I was shit

3439 The Houses of Firmament

3440 I am so very, very tired

3441 I will get it right this time

3442 Love is always having to say you're sorry

3443 REDBRICK

3444 We could listen to The Hollies? That usually works

3445 Fish and chips, but never soggy batter

3446 I'm not sure about the Chinese

3447 I would have liked painting, I think, or being a rock-star

3448 We live in a house called Bicker, in Argument Street, Lesser Contretemps

3449 Jelly-Babies for Xmas

3450 I will come back and edit my obituary