Advent Prompts 3976-4000

24 December 2015 - 21:30

Our 4,000th Prompt of the Year!

3976 Forgive me, Father, for I am going to sin.

3977 I want a fat red biplane, spraying mists of oil

3978 Perhaps some merriment?

3979 I may need to rest half-way

3980 My Xmas Jumper

3981 We will suffer, we will survive a while, and then we will die

3982 She paints divinely, with transparent colourless paint

3983 The cat is in the microwave

3984 Throwing snowballs at the moon

3985 The captain suggests a quick death here. I prefer to procrastinate

3986 I woke, bloody, in a ditch

3987 You know Crocodile Dundee? I'm Hamster Jones

3988 My father paid the ransom, my wife outbid him.

3989 I Accuse Henderson!

3990 Please remove my skin

3991 I suggest you lock the door, have one stiff whisky, then slit your wrists

3992 Bit of a bitch that volcano in Leeds

3993 It is working men together that I miss, the going home to wives

3994 I am considering a book

3995 We make love only on days ending y

3996 There is something wrong with my phone

3997 And NOW, Ladies and Gentlemen...

3998 I have cashed the birthday cheque, raided the piggy, scrabble down the backs of chair

3999 No houses, too many dead, but they have perfect 4G

4000 And then that plague of frogs in Leominster