Advent Prompts 3351-3375 

14 December 2015 - 07:50

3351 One day we will elect a decent man

3352 We are waiting for an Angel

3353 A thing of beauty will piss you off forever

3354 McVitie, Christmas, Blenkinsop & Blenkinsop: Solicitors; Commissioners for Oaths

3355 There is no food unless we eat our horses

3356 He was dumb for many years and we presumed

3357 This is a private notice, do not read

3358 We are looking for a cave

3359 Come live with me and by my friend-with benefits

3360 I have never spoken of this

3361 I see dee birds, dee birds see me, all of dee monkey ent in dee tree

3362 I am lifted these days only by daffodils

3363 We are a long way from the other side of this darkness but there is light somewhere

3364 Sweet Potato

3365 I am a man now, mother

3366 Here is a list of questions not yet asked

3367 I have become close friends with a lamppost

3368 Riddle-me this, Batman!

3369 Rich men will build huge needles, bigger and bigger eyes

3370 A Town Called Alice and a long, cold beer

3371 This is how it is, whether or not you say it

3372 Please find enclosed, with this letter, a letter for your mistress

3373 The complex machinations of ex-wifery

3374 For twenty years I grew, in a fashion, even as part of me became less

3375 This, Fuck, re-arrange.