Tuesday November 10, 2020
01 The rocking chair creaking, like a B-movie in Savannah
02 Yes, character matters
02 Keep Calm and stop being calm.
05 “Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday…”
06 We are at a crosswords.
07 Nerves and arteries, and veins and nervelets.
08 This is my Birthday Gun
09 As the lady said: See what there is to see
10 There’s a man who feeds raccoons
11 He was as big as a fridge, and dead cold inside.
12 I call this my kill-collection
13 After, we lie in the dark seeing different things
15 When there’s a noise in the attic, dial 911 and RUN!
16 If in doubt, dance. If you can’t dance, sing
17 What is the opposite of a clash of egos?
18 I coulda been the best buddy of a contenda!
19 Read more carefully!
20 You make having a nap sound like a disease
21 Think of life as an Air b’n’b. Make sense now?
22 Primroses, bunnies, clear rivers
23 You have stage four Arsehole Syndrome
24 It’s OK to die
25 Well it’s not for everybody!