Friday 13th, dah-dah-dahdurrr

PROMPTS

01 I should start with something sweet

02 Two hours to download

03 Riddle me this, Tweedle-dum!

04 School of Torture

05 My wound is extreme, your cure is obscene

06 Today’s rain sounds malevolent

07 After I die I will film the body

08 In the bowelly kitchens of The Reform Club

09 The blood is amazingly realistic

10 Too many mice on the desk

11 A year more with love, or three decades empty?

12 He plays the concertina in the nude

13 That shower blood? Chocolate!

14 New sheets, new pillows! A too-large bed

15 I once owned pyjamas, a dressing gown

16 He plays a no-string guitar at funerals, accompanied by a mute singer

17 I am a little drunk but not 911-drunk

18 Rum ‘n Raisin ice cream, with the raisins, and ice-cream

19 Ten thousand pounds of steel wool

20 Once upon a time, a LONG time ago, there was a nasty orange man…

21 How many actors to act an empty room?

22 Illegals, undocumented, everyone black

23 About 49 minutes remaining

24 The gunpowder turned the girls yellow

25 How do they KNOW life isn’t a rehearsal?