Prompts for Monday Lunchtime

17 Jan 2022

501 The General felt it necessary to enquire where I was going

502 The Colour of Money

503 Last night, me and the dog were reminscing

504 Right, Children, This is The Lending Library

505 CLOWNS and Prime Ministers

506 Tickets to the Sun (One-Way)

507 To be fair, you always said you would leave me one day

508 Imagine Keir Starmer as the alternative…

509 Absence makes the fine grow larger

510 LIAR!!! LIAR!!!

511 You, me, Water-Fountain

512 Please Lord let me live long enough to see Trump die

513 Zummer times I reckons

514 You may love, have the battered face of an angel far-fallen

515 A windless June night

516 She is late, she is late, she is late

517 A poem about a farmer called Muldoon

518 Men pissing up the wall

519 We used to write messages on our laundry labels

520 The Best Fucking Country on this Earth? Good One!!

521 No, Evan's got a book already

522 A Fuck I will not Give

523 The ladies, as a general sentiment, seem not amused

524 BALDERDASH & POPPYCOCK, Solicitors

525 We have a dial-up connection when, really, we need Superfast Optical