Monday Prompts

The NHS is hiring Lazarus

I still think it would be better with walls

Pouring the whisky down the sink

God is not well

I have sent my grief away for a break

My boyfriend left me and went back to Sydney

A number of surgical appliances

The glass man has crystal balls

A one-armed man on a trapeze

My insides are outside. That is not good

When fish are dizzy

Three Hundred Things for Clever Boys to Do

Would you like to see my grenades?

Donkey, Ass, Mule Burro

You shoulda seen the look I gave him!

My darling ate my Clementines

To be small enough not to be noticed

I took my friend to see the old ruin but she was out

As disgusting as milk thawed on the radiator

Sock Cucker

A dream of somewhere better than America

Something made with lace

I’m sorry to tell you but you have at least thirty years to live

He was a fine man for stories

I am too lazy to go to bed

Is there an Anarchist Party? The storm abates; small creatures stir