PROMPTS

You left and the air was different

It is such an effort to be continually new

Keats, Surgeon Extraordinaire

A 25-Year Sulk

Here is one I stole earlier

If we had to talk to spouses by telephone

Two Tigers in Waitrose

Could you walk on my sunny side?

Grendel was a pussy

A fat pasty from a greasy-spoon

The queen is doing cartwheels down the Mall

Bring your trunks and we’ll make a day of it

A mountain of coffee-grounds

Dirty men eating fingerprinted sandwiches

Fart From the Maddening Crowd

I’m worried about becoming anxious

A periodicity of chimes

Laughing With, Laughing At

The moment the milk goes off

Electrolyte replacement plus water

Violets, Rhinos, Flamingos

Pretending to like Seamus Heaney

Miscounting Calories

Twenty Different Cocktails

Lavender, Chocolate, Cyanide

Black Toe!

Outside the Boston Aquarium