Thursday, December 24, 2015

Advent Prompts 3976-4000

24 December 2015 - 21:30

Our 4,000th Prompt of the Year!

3976 Forgive me, Father, for I am going to sin.
3977 I want a fat red biplane, spraying mists of oil
3978 Perhaps some merriment?
3979 I may need to rest half-way
3980 My Xmas Jumper

3981 We will suffer, we will survive a while, and then we will die
3982 She paints divinely, with transparent colourless paint
3983 The cat is in the microwave
3984 Throwing snowballs at the moon
3985 The captain suggests a quick death here. I prefer to procrastinate

3986 I woke, bloody, in a ditch
3987 You know Crocodile Dundee? I'm Hamster Jones
3988 My father paid the ransom, my wife outbid him.
3989 I Accuse Henderson!
3990 Please remove my skin

3991 I suggest you lock the door, have one stiff whisky, then slit your wrists
3992 Bit of a bitch that volcano in Leeds
3993 It is working men together that I miss, the going home to wives
3994 I am considering a book
3995 We make love only on days ending y

3996 There is something wrong with my phone
3997 And NOW, Ladies and Gentlemen...
3998 I have cashed the birthday cheque, raided the piggy, scrabble down the backs of chair
3999 No houses, too many dead, but they have perfect 4G
4000 And then that plague of frogs in Leominster

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