Saturday, June 08, 2013

Sound Bytes & Straw Men




The internet can be a wonderful thing.

It is also terrible for misinformation.

 I'm talking about creative writing here, and what is shocking to me is the number of "hits" we can get by typing in "speech tags" or "show-tell" or "adverbs" any other horribly condensed term for a complex subject.

The whole area of show-not-tell (a euphemism which is highly misleading, anyway) needs a 400-page BOOK to just begin to cover its complexity. But, search the web and find hundreds, thousands of self-appointed "gurus" (often with zero publications or highly dubious ones) pontificating with authority and worse, almost always getting it wrong.

But there's another element of so-called 'advice" on the internet. It begins like this:

Bea Ginna doesn't like the advice given out by famous writers because (say) s/he finds it difficult to follow, so s/he (allegedly) "quotes" the advice and then proceeds to dismantle it - thus giving a few thousand other beginners the "right" to dismiss (say) Stephen King.

But here's the rub. In order to dismiss Stephen King (and who is he, anyway?) you may need to misrepresent the FULL meaning of what he says.

Let's say Stephen King has said, "Write Every Day"

You might get a response like this:




Write Every Day
Writers swear by this piece of advice. They say it improves their skills and helps them avoid writer’s block. Even Stephen King writes 4 hours every morning without fail.
But here’s the thing, unless you’re a writer by profession and earn money through your words, having to write every day is unrealistic. You have a business to run and it is just not possible to write every day for the sole purpose of getting good at it.
Even if you do it, I can guarantee that you’ll be thinking about the 101 other things that need your attention and will have a hard time focusing.
         Another reason this advice doesn’t work is because writing every day doesn’t improve skills as much as we’d like to think. Think about it, you’re writing every day but what if it’s not your writing but your grammar that’s weak? You’ll continue to write grammatically incorrect stuff every single day.


We'll deal with the weak dismissal shortly, but do people think that a writer saying, "Write Every Day" literally means, you must sit down for the next 50,000 days and write for ten hours, or five hours, or three hours, and not miss one single day, otherwise you have failed? When Stephen was nearly killed by a truck, did he wake up and beg for a pen and paper?
"Write Every Day" is a shorthand, for TRY to write virtually every day, avoid lazy days off, don't procrastinate, make writing your priority, your first thought when you wake, BE a writer every day of your life, learn to see like a writer, think like a writer, read like a writer.
"Write Every Day" means watch a little less TV, stop wasting time, get up 30 minutes earlier or go to bed thirty minutes later and find the time to write.
"Write Every Day" means take great care that a day off for a wedding doesn't turn into ten days off followed by a two-week holiday in Cancun.
"Write Every Day" means, if you're a writer, you're a writer first. If you don't wake up and think, "Where will I find the time to write today?" then you're not a writer, you're a hobbyist.
"Write Every Day" means that IF you manage to jangle those writing nerves and exercise those writing muscles virtually every day your sensibilities will change, you will take on the internal state of the serious writer, the habit will become easier and there will be less tension in any individual day's work.
"Write Every Day" means don't be casual about this art, this craft, this work and remember that it IS work, a lot of work, it's bum on seat and bleed.
So this particular "guru" says: having to write every day is unrealistic. You have a business to run and it is just not possible to write every day for the sole purpose of getting good at it.
RUBBISH. Utter, total rubbish. So the business comes first. Then you're not a writer. You can always find the time. Is there anyone reading this who couldn't find one hour a day for kidney dialysis if not having that treatment meant DEATH? You can always find the time.

Even if you do it, I can guarantee that you’ll be thinking about the 101 other things that need your attention and will have a hard time focusing
In other words your non-writing life has priority over your writing life. In that case you're not a writer, you're a dabbler.
But do you ask what gives this person the authority to make these pronouncements? Is he a successful fiction author? Is he a time-management expert with degrees? Is he a psychologist? Why exactly should we read this stuff and take it as gospel?
Why should you believe me, as I refute him?
Well you could check and find out I have close of 500 publications, 400 fiction, five novels published, a collection of short-stories, 15 First Prizes - Oh, and degrees in English and other arts, a degree in psychology, an MA in Creative Writing, and 20+ years working with writers telling them "Write Every Day!"
Another reason this advice doesn’t work is because writing every day doesn’t improve skills as much as we’d like to think. Think about it, you’re writing every day but what if it’s not your writing but your grammar that’s weak? You’ll continue to write grammatically incorrect stuff every single day.
Where is this person's evidence? That's just a statement given as if it is incontrovertible fact.
If we write every day we produce material that can be critiqued by our peers, or by a teacher, or sent out to editors and critiqued by them. You get better at grammar by reading (part of the normal writer's workload) by studying books on grammar, but at the same time continuing to write. it's practice that improves us, ideally with input from better writers, editors, judges. Who is likely to improve the most, the guy who reads three dry books on grammar, then reads them again and again (while not writing) or the guy who reads those books and keeps writing, applying the grammar rules he's reading about?
My point is, DON'T take advice from strangers. If you surf into a writer's blog, why not check how successful the writer is? If Stephen King suggests writing every day is a good idea, think NOT about the sound-byte but the whole argument.
When Bea Ginna on his blog says, "Stephen is wrong" make the obvious check. Millionaire successful writer (and not just financially successful but critically acclaimed) versus unpublished or self-published newbie.

(I have sourced the original writer of the quoted counter-advice above and she has a blog and appears to be doing OK, writing non-fiction. At one point she writes: 
(I was) working nights, weekends, and even holidays trying to earn a decent living.

Hmm, doesn't that sort of sound like "writing every day"?




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