Went to bed at 0200 (not a good idea) last night/this morning and before getting into bed read this story to "ready myself".
Woke at 0615 but made the mistake of answering my emails instead of diving into work (bad bad bad bad boy) so now it's 0700, time soon to wake the kids and it'll be 08:30 at best before I get round to the story.
Now, (cough) is there a moral to this story?
Some Wear Blue Hats, Some Red
Before the Children Rise
It is Better Not to Have Loved and Lost
Champion the Wonder Chicken Lays a Plastic Egg
Incoming, Think of it as Heavy Rain
A Good Stoning
The Man Unluckily Killed When His Zippo Deflected a Bullet Into His Heart
Tits & Bollocks
I am Sailing, But Eventually I Will Hit the Ground
Dial or Push-Button?
Samantha Smith and Her One Good Thing