Busy today. Here's a few prompts to be going on with.
They found his teeth and spectacles
The Blackboard Bungle
On the third quack it will br ten to duck, precisely
Oliver's Army, Not a Model
Falling Off the Catwalk
Twelve Reasons Not to Be a Burglar
A story beginning, "Eggs, did you mean EGGS?
Write About "Intelligent Women in History" (if you're stuck, you can...)
HTML for Divorce?
Black Monday, Ruby Tuesday, Sheffield Wednesday
Forty Shades of Green
The Woman Who Couldn't Leave It Alone