Good Morning
On another site, the usual "Well, no I haven't been published yet,
but I'll see your approaching-500 publications and argue with you as if we are
equally knowledgeable" turned up
Why are they always the most CERTAIN?
Said neophyte says "all you have to do is practise. "
Actually she said:
I already
explained. You - practise, practise, practise.
I
replied
practise, practise, practise.
misses, the point, misses the point, misses the point.
Practise!
Misses the point!
Practise!
Misses the point!
Then she grabbed some of the sand-pit sand and threw it at me and said
I
wasn't her friend
and Jemma Evans diddun like me and neither did Tommy Davies and I had spots and my
bottom smelled
HOW, when you practise
do you improve?
WHY, when you practise,
do you improve?
How do you practise in a way that story B is
better than story A and story
C is better again?
Mindless practise is DUMB.
Mindless practise is DANGEROUS
.
You can just as easily practise to
reinforce and concretise a BAD
habit.
That's why
educators sometimes say
you have to UN-learn something.
Ever tried UN-learning a golf-swing "perfected" over ten years?
NOW...
Let's say, for simplicity that speech tags other than said,
used more than 1% of the time
are known to be bad.
Just presume it is so, OK?
It's a grown-up argument.
Now let's say Writer V, joins a group.
Say, it happens by chance that Writer V previously never uses tags other
than said. He was accidentally doing it right.
But over his first 3 years of PRACTISE-PRACTISE-PRACTISE Writer V picks up the
habit of excessive-tagging until eventually that bad habit is running in his blood.
He has practise-practised-practised, and now he has internalised, compounded,
turned-to-stone a piece of - a way of -
WRITING BADLY.
Unless someone spots this now-fixed-in-stone incorrect way of doing, she is DOOMED
It isn't practise
we need, but INFORMED practise.
It isn't practise we need, but GUIDED practise.
It isn't practise we need, but critically fed-back practise.
She might say, "Hone your craft, improve your writing.
But I would answer HOW, just by chance, serendipity?
Just write and it will happen?
She might say, "Some writers have more natural talent than others."
I LOVE this.
When people say
this they always imply the "I"
They mean
"I am talented"
"I am special."
I am better than most other writers."
It's another fatuous,
unprovable statement.
But even so,
TALENT is the least important part of becoming a writer.
As long as you're not the opposite of talented, as long as you're not the
writing-equivalent of a tone-deaf singer without a voice-box
word-blind, horribly
stilted, a mind empty of ideas, you can always LEARN to write well
.
Then she will say,
"The best and the worst of us can always improve on
the natural talent we have."
(my emphasis)
And there it is, that
implied "*I*
*I* have more talent than the average.
See?
And the self-perpetuating, self-destructive truism is complete.
Writer V is just simply saying, without any explanation of HOW or WHY that
you can improve, just improve, will improve by doing lots of writing stuff.
NOPE
That's like saying,
"Kids can go to school aged, four and leave aged 18.
No teachers, just leave the kids to it and they will all end up with four
A-stars at A-Level.
Go to a poor third-world country and ask,
"So how is that going?""
Look back at our history and ask of the lower classes,
"Read this."
And they will say, "What do you mean, READ?"
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