1 Other than that, a pleasant cruise
2 Twins: Alike but not alike
3 Reading the Daily Mail
4 Martin in Windsor
5 We would like to hear your experiences
6 Strictly on form
7 Yes of course they fuck you up
8 He spent a week in August, Bridlington
9 A bucket full of god-ends
10 A thousand and seven copies of "Health & Efficiency"
11 Flowered curtains faded and frayed
12 His ears stuffed with cotton-wool
13 I was late getting away
14 She stole an ice-cream van and ran.
15 Outside, a long thin building-plot
16 In the interest of those less fortunate
17 A tiny PING!
18 Perhaps he deserved more. He didn't deserve that
19 Men with fat leather belts
20 Nothing like that would ever happen here
21 He came out even
22 Four Aways, Nine homes, forget the Treble-Chance
23 His bed, his chair, the miserable bulb
24 This is how we measure lives, or how they shape