PROMPTS

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00:01 Wednesday 6th, January

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Cat-gut strings between telegraph poles

Party in my garden - bring your own moonlight

Arrive an hour early and dodge the queue

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If you can’t spell pants, say trousers

Graffiti

The noise emerging from your arse

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She planted milk bottles to grow herself a cow

My parents wrestled on the sofa, settled the fight upstairs

My mind is an adolescent’s room

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How rich is a man without water?

Pig-Wrestling 101

The doctor takes out my heart and turns it round

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She drew me a picture of how to fall in love

You try Cob-La?

Stars by the bucketful, broken hearts

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Unclutter me, make me echo

I am just a dad and slightly sad

We do not celebrate amazing farts

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When I thought an umbrella meant “made it!”

You are swollen by envy, by loathing

I have a problem skin condition

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When I grow up I want to be a killer

My God, you are ugly said Mrs Manatee

I might begin as a shark or maybe a snake

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That may be a typo, Miss Bickerstaffe

I’d rather have a million quid than go searching for the muse

Stay Home. Protect the Millionaires!

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