I am the bastard Simpson Simpson
Happy Birthday, Angela
This is the third time this week
Let me take you through it, step by step
I am covered in mud
Al of our neighbours are jealous
Something VERY bad is going to happen soon
I might go to Edingburgh
MFI are back, they're doing lives, 50% off
It's big, but is it big enough?
All my life I have heard voices. I was fine until I told someone.
Why does "Ox" sound better than "Bull"?
When I was a word I wanted to be a line
After midnight, creeping
On tin trays in the snow
Yellow, late summer grass, crazily downhill